Chairman Dan Andrews, Respected Comrade and Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Victoria, jetted off to Beijing this week, checking in with his colleagues at the Chinese Communist Party no doubt.

It’s a big call, but we’re damn sure of it.

The Andrews government could be one of the greatest political failures in Australian history.

In the last few weeks week, Dictator Dan Andrews has:

While Victorians battle with cost-of-living rises, recover from years of lockdowns and remain unsure whether they can have faith in their hospital system; the Dan Andrews led Victorian Labor party appears to have a single concern: winning at all costs.

Dictator Dan Andrews won’t leave the children of Victoria alone.

Dictator Dan Andrews is a mastermind at distracting the media and Victorians from the truth. This time his government is using the COVID-19 pandemic as a scapegoat for the DISGRACEFUL standard of Victoria’s health system.

When it comes to power, Dictator Dan Andrews is a total junkie.

You couldn’t make it up if you tried.